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[Ольга-Лиса]

I'm not so good at cooking meat
And even worse at cooking fish
So don't you try to ask and to beat
Or I'll throw at you a dish

P.S. Sorry if my grammar isn't perfect .

[Leo]

This is my version(It's a rhymes of one small but very proud fish):

Somebody, please give me some meat,
What can I do? I'm just little fish.
'Cause of you I'm so f**king beat
Stupid fishermen, I'll never be on your dish!

[juzy]

Recruit, you are a fresh meat
In this boot camp named "Dead Fish".
Stand straight when the tattoo beat!
Don't gripe at food - chop is dish!

[Leo]

And this is something strange and maybe fierce:

I'm hungry like thousand lions, want to eat meat.
I've cooked mermaid, but it tastes like fish.
Oh, her tail in my stomach starts to beat,
That's why my meal is again on my dish

[Ольга-Лиса]

Guys, your fantasies are rather frightening))

[Amethyst]

Hi, guys! I'm so sad now. My grandma's broken her arm And also I'm looking for a job....and there are a lot of different ideas in my head about the past and the future...

[Mickushka]

And this is something strange and maybe fierce:

I'm hungry like thousand lions, want to eat meat.
I've cooked mermaid, but it tastes like fish.
Oh, her tail in my stomach starts to beat,
That's why my meal is again on my dish

Not bad!
My poetry is too serious for such cheerful forum...

[Ольга-Лиса]

Amethyst, I wish your grandma to be healthy again as soon as possible . And good luck for you at getting job . Don't be sad!

[Leo]

My poetry is too serious for such cheerful forum...

Serious forms of poetry are taking part in the flight of fantasy, too.

I'm asking this seller to weight me some meat
But he is so skillful, he sells me old fish,
He is big guy, tough to beat,
But I'm so angry, I'm putting his face in this stinky dish

[Annete]

Wow! that`s crazy!

[Amethyst]

Amethyst, I wish your grandma to be healthy again as soon as possible . And good luck for you at getting job . Don't be sad!

Thanks for this

[Leo]

OK, I think it was quite cheerful exercise, maybe you want some new given rhymes? Here they are:

...one
...two
...done
...too

Well, let's start!

[Ольга]

Hi, guys! I'm so sad now. My grandma's broken her arm And also I'm looking for a job....and there are a lot of different ideas in my head about the past and the future...

All's gonna be fine, have no doubts about it! It's nice to have different ideas on your mind. But one advice of mine: don't concentrate on past too much, better think of the future. By the way, looking for a job is always a very fruitful period: take steps, even if small ones and you will meet useful people and find yourself in very beneficial circumstances Good luck!

The following poem doesn't make much sense but at least it fits the given rhyme:

The other day I wrote a poem - that's one,
Right now I'm writing another - that's two.
You wonder if I will ever be done
With writing poetry? Me, too

[Leo]

I ate a big plate of soup - this is dish number one,
Then I ate two big pieces of meat - this is dish number two,
And my dinner hadn't already done,
Well, I don't understand why people call me fat and lazy, too?

[Julie P]

Loving two men is thinking 'bout the one,
The other's next to you. I'm torn in two..
I know what's done just cannot be unDONE
It makes me feel perplexed. And hopeless too..