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[silenico]

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Hello. Can we buy three tickets
for the Games please?
Certainly, sir.
Which event?
The one were the prisoners take on
the wild beasts.
The prisoner executions, sure.
Hm. They're all sold out,
I'm afraid.
More shows will be added
if there's enough appetite.
From the punters or the beasts?
Both.
You're welcome to add your names
to the waiting list.
How about them massive
chubby chickens?
The ostrich show's sold out too.
Oh, the Mr Fatty Long-Nose.
As is the elephant parade.
What do you have tickets for?
The only animal show not sold out
is the pig chase.
Right. What does that involve?
Guys trying to catch
some greased up pigs.
That sounds absolutely mind blowing.
We're not paying to watch pigs.
You can get that on a farm.
We have to see something.
Three tickets for the pig chase.
That's just sold out.
Oh, for fu...
I really wouldn't bother.
Nothing good happens to us.
Accept it.
I will not accept it. No, sir.
We've got no money.
The one with the best job is a slave.
Ah, thank you.
And in the biggest city in the world,
I still can't find anyone
who'll go out with me.
It's a dry patchizzle. You'll put
that thing to use sooner or later.
I may as well cut it off
and use it as a spare thumb.
Hey, will you be my boyfriend?
Er... Sorry.
Will I...?
I need you to be my boyfriend now.
Oi, you there.
Please?
Ah, yes. Yes. Sure.
Are you an animal rights dickhead
who's lobbing tomatoes at the area?
Excuse me, Officer. Tomatoes?
Yeah.
The splatty red things?
That is a criminal offence.
Even in Gaul, I imagine.
But, Officer,
I've been with my boyfriend
all afternoon.
Ah, yes. I'm her boyfriend.
Hello.
Oh, yeah? Doing what?
We've been buying things for dinner.
Haven't we, darling?
Oh... Yes! I'm cooking
a romantic dinner of grapes...
..and an egg.
Mm. My favourite.
If you don't mind, we really must
go home and make love now.
Ooh. Er, OK.
Yeah. On you go. As you were.
Sorry.
I am sorry for kissing you.
It's fine. You can keep the tomato.
Is that it then?
Have we broken up already?
I should find my other dickhead.
We are doing another protest tonight
if you want to join us.
We'd love to.
Meet us by the area at sunset.
I'm Marcus, by the way.
Delphine.
You gonna eat that?
That was incredible.
You could see the sparks fly,
right, G Man?
I was more focussing on the tomato,
to be fair.
She was just using me as an alibi.
She could have grabbed anyone.
But she grabbed you.
It's definitely destiny, man.
I'm not sure destiny's thought
this through. She's from Gaul.
She chucks tomatoes at stuff.
She's a bit real.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're real.
You're really real.
I think she's the Gaul for you.
No, she's not my kind of Gaul.
She's gonna be your Gaulfriend.
I can feel it.
It's meant to go pink, blue,
pink, blue, you fat shit.
Salve, Grumio.
All right, Landlady.
What's with all the flowers?
I'm gentrifying, aren't I?
The Games are in town.
I'm turning this rats nest
into an exclusive urban
apartment complex.
Sweet. How are you going to do that?
Raise the rent, mainly.
That's another 30 a week.
Cough up, beaky.
Any word from Landlord, by the way?
No, he was always crap
at keeping in touch.
He's a lot worse now he's dead.
We don't know that, do we?
Oh, give it a rest, gormless.
He's been on the run almost a year.
My boy's dead in a ditch by now.
Another 30 is pretty steep.
Yeah.
It's what he would have wanted.
Of course I don't have tickets.
Animals are idiots. Why would anyone
want to watch those divs?
The one's in the arena have got some
serious talent.
Talent? Yes.
For what?
Pooing where they want
and licking their own privates?
No. For being cute and scary
at the same time.
We knew a guy at school who
could lick his own privates,
so that's not animal specific.
What? No. Surely not.
Apparently,
one in 20 guys can reach.
Oh, as if it's possible to reach.
It is if you try hard enough.
But...
I mean, that's...
You can't get anywhere near it.
Look.
Stop that.
Yes. Sorry. Was just making a point.
Kindly make your point at home,
water boy. You dirty devil.
Yes, will do, water man.
Oh, Flavia.
You haven't got any tickets for
the beasts have you?
I don't need tickets.
I've got a luxury box in the arena.
Whoa. How?
My husband got it.
Then he got a bouncy bimbo
to run off to Greece with.
Leaving both me and the box behind.
Oh, no. How big is your box,
out of interest?
Any chance I could squeeze in there?
My box is narrow and snug, shredder,
and I'd rather hoped to fill it
with an eligible suitor rather than
some grubby goon from work.
I'm just desperate to see
the beasts. I'd do anything.
Very well. Go get some sacks
and ropes from the store room.
Oh, yes! Hang on.
Is this a sex thing?
Quickly.
You will do yourself a mischief.
In his hasty escape,
that randy little rat left
all of his crap behind, see?
Whoa! This is a lot of stuff.
Indeed!
He was an avid collector of art,
wine and women, as it turned out.
Take it all to the dump for me,
and you can come in my box.
Can I keep any of it?
There's no point. It's all broken.
This stuff here isn't.
Oh, is it not? No.
You little shit!
You dirty, dirty, cheating shit!
OK. I'll dump it.
If you would.
I say.
What do you think you're doing?
I will not tolerate fly tipping!
You can shift all that filthy
clutter n'all. That includes Grumio.
What? I'm not going anywhere.
I can't have you lowering the tone.
You're worse than mould.
And you can shut your noise, girl,
and all.
Thank the gods I won't have to
put up with that din much longer.
You're not selling Juno?
No.
Actually, I'm eating her.
Right.
But she's Landlords'.
And he's dead.
They'll be reunited, won't they?
Soon as I've boiled her up.
Oi! Let go!
Let go!
Let go you bitey little bitch.
Right!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Bloody hell. That's a bit full on.
Finger up the bum. The only language
your dumb animal speaks.
I'm getting my stew pot.
Hold up. What are you doing?
You idiot.
Landlady's a total hard arse
and now you've got her goat.
Literally got her goat.
She were gonna eat her, tough.
Who brings a goat on a protest?
It'll be fine, man.
She can bleat along with the chants.
If there are chants.
We don't know, do we?
We've never protested about anything.
Or ever cared about anything.
Uh-uh. Not true.
We care about hot girls.
If they're protesting, so are we.
I just wanted to blend in.
Not expose ourselves as
the dopey twats we obviously are.
Please calm down.
We'll absolutely nail this.
You rescued a goat? That's amazing.
Oh. Yeah. Exactly.
We knew we had to intervene,
didn't we, Grumio?
Our landlady was going to eat it.
She fingered it up the bum.
Yeah. What? Did she?
She sounds horrible.
And unhygienic.
Yeah, well.
People do sick things
to animals here.
Look at The Games. They're stacking
elephants on top of each other.
For entertainment.
No way! How many can they do?
Does it matter? They're making
monkeys wear little hats.
Oh, dear me, that's...
We hate that kind of thing.
Please may I have another tomato?
Sorry, cherie.
We need them for the protest.
Great.
Where we splatting these guys then?
We're not. We're pulping them.
Ah, right. So how's that work?
Tonight's protest
is more of a tableau.
So we pulp the tomatoes
to look like blood
and then we smear it on our naked
bodies.
Yeah, great. Sorry, what?
It's a naked protest. We're gonna
lay down like slaughtered animals.
And the animals have to be naked,
do they?
Animals usually are.
Fair point.
Please, guys? We need more males
to balance out the herd.
You'll do it, right?
Big time.
Yeah, whatever.
Sorry, can you give us a sec?
This is not how I want Delphine
to see me naked for the first time.
You'll see her naked too.
I'm sure she'll look great.
It's chilly, and broad daylight.
My penis does not fly
in these conditions.
Hurry up, Marcus. I'm saving a place
for you next to me.
Yeah! Sorry. Just having some trouble
with my belt knot.
She'll be protesting, not checking
out the size of you penoose.
She'll be protesting against the size
of my penoose.
Grumio's ready, look.
Yeah, I know. I'm trying not to look.
Do you need me to help you?
No thanks! It's just a granny knot.
Ooh, ey up. Centurions.
Oh, thank Jove for that.
Hello, Officer.
Hi. There's a bit of a protest here.
You might wanna shut it down.
Oh, not another one. What are these
clowns doing this time?
Yeah, they're stripping off
and covering themselves in tomato.
Oh, OK. Well that's fine then.
Wow. Is it?
They're not damaging anything,
they can do what they want.
Surely they're disturbing the peace.
It's pretty disturbing stuff.
Just looks like some girls taking
their clothes off.
Which is absolutely fine by me.
Marcus, what's the problem?
Don't you try and stop me,
you bully boy bastard.
What? I'm not.
This is a peaceful protest
against the sick cruelty to beasts.
You've no right to stop me.
I know. That's what I've just said.
He said if I take my clothes off,
he's going to arrest me.
What the fuck?
No, I never said...
No!
You oppressive shit!
No, no, no!
Centurion brutality!
Keep walking.
Morning, wankers.
You got bail.
You're free to go. Sentencing's
this afternoon in the Forum.
Stay out of trouble. OK, lads?
Thank you. Yes, will do.
And put your bloody tunic back on.
Fuck the police!
Oh, hi. Thanks.
Thanks?
I mean, sorry. That's what you say
when people kiss you?
Thanks or sorry?
Historically, yes.
You guys bailed us out? Of course.
You took a beating for us.
Yeah, I mean, we managed to get in
a couple of good punches,
I'm just gutted I couldn't do
the whole naked protest thing.
Another time, maybe?
Yeah.
Or instead, how about dinner tonight
at my place?
Sounds good.
Where's you anally abused goat,
by the way?

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[ventoxxx]

Здраствуйте. Пожалуйста, помогите перевести аудио этого видео http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrRj-...gTzmCHjnO_aQXX . Мне кажется, что субтитры к этому видео не точны. Очень нужно ! Спасибо

[svet113]

Здравствуйте! Возможно, кто-то подскажет, как перевести "the larvae of the tomb" (фраза: "Loose thou my spirit from the larvae of the tomb!")?

[DobryiBambr]

Доброго времени суток, уважаемые форумчане.
Имеем вот такой текст:
"True the Course of Sojourner’s be, whose Bearings are Followed Faithfully”

Sailors of long ago looked to the heavens to find their way on this earth. Though the seas would churn and the winds would blow, the heavens remained their constant guide. Burning stars above would chart their course across tumultuous seas, which threatened to claim their lives. Beyond the stars sailors spoke of a greater force, which they believed kept them safe and guided them home- this was the divine.

A ‘sojourner’ is a traveler who does not stay long in any one place. Whether we are literally traveling across an open sea or simply making our way through life, we are all sojourners. So, within the center of the compass rose is a ship sailing across high seas- a reminder that life brings waves to crash against our hull and test the strength of our vessel.

Сам текст затруднений не вызвал. Выложил чтобы было понятно о чем идет речь в целом. А вот с фразой, которая заключена в кавычки, возникли проблемы. Все слова по отдельности понятны. Никак не могу составить внятную фразу. Получается что-то вроде "Истинный путь странника - твердо следовать выбранной цели". (Может это цитата откуда либо, может кому-то она окажется знакома?) Пожалуйста помогите перевести эту фразу адекватно, не теряя смысла который в нее вложен. Заранее благодарен.

[abkot]

Первую часть фразы не пойму по какому правилу перевести. Конструкция как Richard The Lionheart. Да еще этот оборот ...'s be. А вторая часть как по мне - "чьи плоды последуют несомненно"
UPD. the Course of Sojourner’s be - курс (линия поведения) быть Странником. Be как being? Тогда может быть - Следуй пути странника и плоды последуют несомненно. IMHO