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[Novatian29]

это тема с шутками, да?

[juzy]

When You Rearrange The Letters

PRESBYTERIAN -> BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER -> MOON STARER
DESPERATION -> A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES -> THEY SEE
THE MORSE CODE -> HERE COME DOTS
DORMITORY -> DIRTY ROOM
SLOT MACHINES -> CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY -> IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS -> LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS -> ALAS! NO MORE Z'S
A DECIMAL POINT -> I'M A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES -> THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO -> TWELVE PLUS ONE

[juzy]

MEDICAL DICTIONARY

Artery = The study of paintings
Bacteria = Back door to cafeteria
Caesarean Section = A neighborhood in Rome
Dilate = To live long
Fester = Quicker than someone else
Fibula = A small lie
Labor Pain = Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff = A doctor's cane
Morbid = A higher offer
Nitrates = Higher than day rates
Node = I knew it
Outpatient = A person who has fainted
Pelvis = Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative = A letter carrier
Recovery Room = Place to do upholstery
Seizure = Roman emperor
Tablet = A small table
Terminal Illness = Getting sick at the airport
Tumor = One plus one more