1. His first name was Jesus
2. He was always in trouble with the law
3. His mother did not know who his father was
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A CULTIST:
1. He formed his own secret group of 12 followers.
2. He claimed he had special connection to God.
3. On the third day after his death he went up to the spaceship.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IN ADVERTISING:
1. He found himself regularly praying for mercy.
2. He liked to make big speeches at supper.
3. He was adamant that even the most whopping sins can be forgiven.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A RASTAFARIAN:
1. He was from Babylon.
2. He wore dread locks.
3. His picture is on the zig-zag package.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS GAY:
1. John was his beloved
2. He called all his women friends "Mary"
3. He was truly divine in those spikes that were just to die for!