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[myonass]

Я скатал с интернета))

[Ольга-Лиса]

Вот немножко в том же духе)

[Leo]

Почему-то вспомнилось - я где-то читал по три признака того, что Иисус был русским, американцем, негром, итальянцем и т.д.

[Ольга-Лиса]

Если постараться, можно найти (или придумать) признаки чего угодно)

[juzy]

http://www.godweb.org/Jesuswasawoman.htm

There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother thought he was God.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.

[Leo]

:d
Да-да, там еще правда были признаки того, что Иисус был русским, помню 2 из них:
-Он отдал свою жизнь за светлое будущее, до которого сам не дожил
-Его последним желанием было "Пить!"

[myonass]

А давайте special for барашек на русском, а?