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[Leo]

Почему-то вспомнилось - я где-то читал по три признака того, что Иисус был русским, американцем, негром, итальянцем и т.д.

[Ольга-Лиса]

Если постараться, можно найти (или придумать) признаки чего угодно)

[juzy]

http://www.godweb.org/Jesuswasawoman.htm

There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother thought he was God.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.

[Leo]

:d
Да-да, там еще правда были признаки того, что Иисус был русским, помню 2 из них:
-Он отдал свою жизнь за светлое будущее, до которого сам не дожил
-Его последним желанием было "Пить!"

[myonass]

А давайте special for барашек на русском, а?

[juzy]

http://www.comedycorner.org/77.html

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:

1. His first name was Jesus
2. He was always in trouble with the law
3. His mother did not know who his father was

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A CULTIST:

1. He formed his own secret group of 12 followers.
2. He claimed he had special connection to God.
3. On the third day after his death he went up to the spaceship.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IN ADVERTISING:

1. He found himself regularly praying for mercy.
2. He liked to make big speeches at supper.
3. He was adamant that even the most whopping sins can be forgiven.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A RASTAFARIAN:

1. He was from Babylon.
2. He wore dread locks.
3. His picture is on the zig-zag package.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS GAY:

1. John was his beloved
2. He called all his women friends "Mary"
3. He was truly divine in those spikes that were just to die for!

http://www.dva.narod.ru/story64.html

ТРИ АРГУМЕНТА ЗА ТО, ЧТО ИИСУС БЫЛ РУССКИМ:

Он стойко держался на допросах.
Он отдал свою жизнь за светлое будущее, до которого всё равно бы не дожил.
Он получил признание только после смерти.

[myonass]

http://lurkmore.ru/Минск


А ведь половина - чиста правда, хоть и в очень стебном виде